Nov 21, 2009
Hello, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are three things to say to entertain yourself at a job interview, from Funny Lists
- See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.
- Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; "NOW we can begin."
- Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.
~Sarah
Nov 20, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
So today I have a picture I found that I wanted to share with you, because it made me laugh so hard I almost cried:
Caution! Whoever created this sign was a fool!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 19, 2009
Hello, everyone! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading pleasure. H'akim definitely knows something the others don't. Take a look and see what's going on!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 18, 2009
Greetings, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Page 11 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! So, things have been kind of hectic lately, so in the interest of saving time, I colored this page in a simpler style. Actually, I don't think it came out looking a whole lot different. But it certainly does go faster! And with refining, I may turn out to like this coloring method better anyway. Easy + nice-looking = happy Sarah.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 17, 2009
Good day, friends! The daily comic is up for today. By the way, if you notice fluctuations in the quality of the daily comic, it's because I'm using it to practice a different method of coloring that I'll be doing for the webcomic.
Speaking of the webcomic, the next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. Be sure to check back and see it!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 16, 2009
Hello, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are three things you may find on a resume and what they REALLY mean, from Funny Lists:
- I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: "I blame others for my mistakes."
- I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: "I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do."
- I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: "I pilfer office supplies."
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 15, 2009
Greetings, all! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are three more interesting facts for you:
- Snails can sleep up to 3 years.
- The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
- A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 14, 2009
Hello, everybody! Today's daily comic is up.
An interesting piece of news today: NASA has announced that they have discovered water ice on the Moon. The debris ejected from the lunar surface when impacted by the LCROSS satellite contained ice deposits. That sounds cool, although the Moon is still pretty dry. Researchers say that one ton of the top layer of the lunar surface would only contain about 32 ounces of water.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 13, 2009
Good day, everyone! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are three more actual advertisements from the classified sections of newspapers:
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
- UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 12, 2009
Greetings, friends! Today's daily comic is up.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment! I don't really know what to say about this one, so I suppose you had better read it for yourself!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 11, 2009
Hello, all! Happy Veteran's Day! We would like to express our gratitude to all veterans and their families for their service. We salute their courage and sacrifices.
Today's daily comic is up.
Page 10 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! And so this is the first--and I'm hoping the last--webcomic page I've ever done totally on the computer. Usually I sketch the page out on paper first, then ink and color it on the computer. But this time I decided just to do the sketch on the computer... and let's just say I didn't find it very fun. So I won't be doing that again, if I can avoid it. But! I enjoy pages with Dhinn and Vahlea snipping at each other, so that off-set the computer-sketching lameness.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 10, 2009
Hello, everyone! Today's daily comic is up. By the way, if this one looks a little... weird, it's because I hurt my wrist and had to draw it with my left hand. It came out better than I expected, actually...
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, here are three truisms from Viable Paradise's "Murphy's Laws of Combat" list:
- You never find a lost article until you replace it.
- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
- Everything goes wrong at once.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 9, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading pleasure! Now starts
chapter seven, and it's H'akim's turn to know something the others don't. Have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 8, 2009
Good day, all! The daily comic is up for today. And oh my goodness, it's a Neffalite! The bestiary entry doesn't say much, but for those of you who read Dark Cathedral, you may be familiar with the Neffalites and what they're capable of.
We're switching The Eye of Teman to a weekly update schedule. It will now update every Wednesday, instead of every six days.
Now here are three useful pieces of advice, from David Speakman's "Everything I Need To Know, I Learned From 1980s Horror Movies"
- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
- As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to the underworld.
- If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 7, 2009
Hello, everyone! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are some interesting animal tidbits:
- A group of rhinos is called a crash.
- A group of frogs is called an army.
- A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 6, 2009
Good day, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment! It seems Dan'rah may know something that Baelisk and his party don't. Check it out!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 5, 2009
Hello, everybody! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are 4 ways to be really annoying, from Funny Lists:
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
- Ask people what gender they are.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 4, 2009
Good day, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
Page 9 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! This page was ridiculously complicated... it seems like every time I thought I was done, I looked and saw there was something I forgot to do. But it's finally finished, I think! Poor Falco... he never gets an effective spell off. ;D
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 3, 2009
Greetings, all! Today's daily comic is up.
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, here are 5 actual lable instructions from various items:
- On a kitchen knife: "Warning keep out of children."
- On the bottom of a boxed dessert: "Do not turn upside down."
- On a bar of soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
- On a hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
- On a sleep aid: "Warning: may cause drowsiness."
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 2, 2009
Hello everyone! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment, and Sespheria looses her cool. Check it out!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Nov 1, 2009
Good day, everyone! Welcome to November. The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are some funny ads from the classifieds sections of newspapers:
-Buy: "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
-Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
-Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 31, 2009
Greetings, all, and Happy Halloween! Today's daily comic is up.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment! I don't really have a comment on it, so perhaps you should just look for yourself!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 30, 2009
Hello, everyone! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are three more funny news headlines:
BREAKING NEWS:
"Man is fatally slain"
"Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison" (woo, good thing they told us!)
"County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds"
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 29, 2009
Greetings, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Page 8 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! By the way, if the coloring on this page looks a little off, it's because I was experiencing computer problems and did it in on an older program. Given that, I think this one turned out quite well. Oh, and in case you're wondering, those things popping out of the ground are earth golems.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 28, 2009
Good day, all! The daily comic is up for today.
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, here are three more news headlines that could have used a little more thought:
BREAKING NEWS:
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
"New Vaccine May Contain Rabies" (I'm not even sure what that one's supposed to mean!)
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 27, 2009
Hello, everyone! The daily comic is up for today. By the way, I feel I should mention that this daily comic chapter takes place shortly after the events of the first chapter of Tales of Tataria, and is still sometime before the events of the Dark Cathedral novel.
And speaking of Dark Cathedral, there's some more story up for your enjoyment, and the battle against the harpies really heats up! Although methinks Shanju may have actually made a mistake this time. But don't let me ruin it for you, have a look for yourself!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 26, 2009
Greetings, friends! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are 3 more things you can do to entertain yourself in the computer lab, from Funny Lists:
-Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
-Assign a musical note to every key (i.e., the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
-Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 25, 2009
Good day, all! The daily comic is up for today.
It's been a hectic weekend so far, but I'll try to get some more news up later.
~Sarah
Oct 24, 2009
Hello, everybody! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are some fascinating facts for you:
'Alektorophobia' is an irrational fear of chickens.
The great pyramids of Egypt now stand a full 3 miles south of the spot where they were originally built. That's how much the earth's surface has shifted in the last 4500 years. Whoa!
By the law of averages, you are more likely to be killed by a flying champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 23, 2009
Good day, all! The daily comic is up for today.
Page 7 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! By the way, in addition to being the 60th page of the whole Eye of Teman story, this page is also our 100th full comic page! Wooo! This one was an uphill battle, but I'm certainly happy with it. I was really beginning to miss Thorfinn-and-Dhinn dialogue.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 22, 2009
Hello, everyone! Today's daily comic is up, and the new daily comic chapter has started! This is a new adventure with Baelisk, from Dark Cathedral, and his trusty guardsmen.
Speaking of Dark Cathedral, there's some more story up for you! Have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 21, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today, and thus ends this intermission! The cover page for the next daily comic chapter will be going up tomorrow. If you want a peek at the new story's cover, it's up at Top Web Comics as a vote incentive.
Now here are 3 things you can do to entertain yourself in the computer lab, from Funny Lists:
-When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the stupid thing to work. After he turns it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
-Every time you press 'Enter' and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
-Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim a sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 20, 2009
Hello, everybody! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here's an interesting fact from this day in history:
Today in 1967, a video of what might have been Bigfoot was recorded by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin. Scientists and zoologists are still divided on whether or not the film is authentic.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 19, 2009
Greetings, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here's another way to keep yourself entertained at the office, from How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workspace:
-Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 18, 2009
Good day, friends! The daily comic is up for today, and Crucifer takes it like a man. ;D
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment! This one's a little extra-meaty. I couldn't find a good place to stop, heheh. Have a look!
By the way, this "Arcane Crystal" is an artifact of Narvidian legend which, unfortunately, I don't have referenced anywhere else. Essentially, it was just a powerful, magical crystal which was broken into fragments. Most of those fragments were very small and got dusted on various different creatures, who now have a tiny part of the crystal in their blood. A few, very rare fragments were large enough to be salvaged for charms and talismans, including Sespheria's necklace. It's more complicated than that, but I think that will suffice for now. ;D
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 17, 2009
Hello, everybody! Today's daily comic is up.
Page 6 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! By the way, you may remember me mentioning before that pages with Tearon are fun to do, and I think partially that's because he's always so poised and dignified and kind of a jerk. Well, pages with evil gas pouring into his mouth are fun-with-Tearon plus ten. :D
Now here's an interesting fact from this day in history:
Jerry Siegel, the co-creator and original writer of Superman, was born today in 1914. He was accepted into The Will Eisner Award Hall of Fame in 1992. He died 1996 of natural causes, and posthumously recieved The Bill Finger Award For Excellence In Comic Book Writing in 2005.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 16, 2009
Greetings, all! The daily comic is up for today. By the way, you may or may not be aware of the fact that Alfyrians are subterrainian creatures, and Ironshire is actually built into the interior of the mountains. So, that's why it's all dark and cavernish.
Now here are 3 ways to entertain yourself at a fast food drive-thru, from Funny Lists:
-Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
-Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
-Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 15, 2009
Hello, everybody! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are three newspaper headlines that could be taken the wrong way:
BREAKING NEWS:
"Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through"
"Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years"
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 14, 2009
Greetings, all! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are some interesting facts:
-Geophagia is a compulsive urge to eat soil.
-Hyperpolysyllabicomania is a fondness for big words.
-A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 13, 2009
Good day, friends! Today's daily comic is up.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading pleasure! Luckily Sespheria seems to be up on things, although nobody's sure why. Including her. Mosey on over and have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 12, 2009
Hello, all! The daily comic is up for today. We also have tomorrow's daily comic up as a vote incentive at Top Web Comics. From now on you can stay a frame ahead on the daily comic by voting for us each day!
Now here are some real signs that could have used a little more thought:
From a laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
From a second hand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
From a zoo: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 11, 2009
Good day, everyone! Today's daily comic is up.
Page 5 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! By the way, I feel I should mention that Tearon is powerful enought to defeat a zombie, no problem. But don't underestimate your enemy; bring out the heavy-duty spells first. ;D
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 10, 2009
Hello everyone! The daily comic is up for today.
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, there's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading pleasure. By the way, here's a random fact that you might not have realized: H'akim was the first to hear this "sound" because he's Westlandish, so he has hearing like a dog. Check it out!;D
Just technical stuff. It's good to know.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 9, 2009
Greetings, friends! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are six selling points you often hear for high-tech devises, and what they really mean, from Funny Lists:
ALL NEW - Parts not interchangeable with previous design.
IT'S HERE AT LAST! - Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming.
MAINTENANCE-FREE - Impossible to fix.
MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.
BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a way to sell it.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 8, 2009
Good day, all! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are some interesting new facts for you!
-There are 240 white dots in a Pacman arcade game.
-A ten-gallon hat holds three-quarters of a gallon.
-The study of stupidity is called 'monology'.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 7, 2009
Hello, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Today is the 2nd anniversary of the Culric's Chronicles website! Woooo, we've come a long way! Check out this thumbnail of the old website back in 2007. Heheh, in some ways it doesn't seem like it's been two years already. But in other ways... it seems much longer.
Much, much longer...
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 6, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today. Oh yes, by the way, while you guys are chatting, don't forget about the friggin' gulon!
Today is mah birfdae! Woooo-hooooo! I shall celebrate by sitting around being lazy. Let the good times roll!
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment. I have to wonder where the Dickens Baelisk pulled "Atmah" out of. Have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 5, 2009
Good day, all! Today's daily comic is up. Heh, this one cracks me up, if only for the thought of what might happen if Crucifer got gulon's blood in his mouth. ;D
And to all of you who read the news every day or two, we'd like to say, first of all thank you! But we'd also like for you to know that when we move certain items up in the news from day to day for a few days in a row, it's not to keep it in your face, but for the benefit of our visitors who stop by less often, and for new visitors. We appreciate you're patience in this. ;)
We updated our vote incentive at Top Web Comics today. You won't want to miss the awesome Waspman! Go check it out!
Also, we are now offering a beautiful new wallpaper for donations of $3 or more. The actual wallpaper is a very high resolution image showing the golem in much greater detail than any previous image. We will size it to whatever resolution you want and e-mail it to you at the e-mail address you use or specify when making your donation.
Page 4 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! Heheh, pages with Tearon are always fun for me. I don't know why... there's just something fun about Tearon. Incidentally, it's nice to finally have the Lord of Wizards display some of his magic skillz. ;D
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 4, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today. And methinks this Administrator may be just a little bit twisted.
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, here's an interesting tidbit from this day in history:
Today in 1957, Leave it to Beaver first premiered on CBS. While still a popular show, it was cancelled in 1963 because all of the actors wanted to move on with their careers.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 3, 2009
Hello, everyone! Today's daily comic is up. By the way, if you'd like to know a little more about gulons, you can check out the bestiary entry.
Now here are three actual excerpts from newspaper classified ads:
-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
-For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 2, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment! H'akim teaches us a little Westlandish, and Shanju, as usual, has nothing nice to add. Have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Oct 1, 2009
Hello, everybody, and welcome to October! Today's daily comic is up, and it looks like Crucifer isn't quite finished yet...
Now here are some new and interesting facts for you:
-Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.
-The national flag of Italy was designed by Napoleon Bonaparte.
-The Great Pyramid of Giza consists of 2,300,000 blocks, each weighing 2.5 tons.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 30, 2009
Good day, everyone! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are three ways to keep yourself entertained at the office, from How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workspace:
-Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
-Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
-Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 29, 2009
Greetings, friends! Today's daily comic is up.
Page 3 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! Woah no, it's a zombie! But wait, who is this guy? Why, it's our good old friend Gantaeris, back from the dead! I'm not sure exactly how long after his death this is, but... he's not a very pretty color, is he?
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 28, 2009
Hello, everybody! The daily comic is up for today. Hahah, if today's daily seemed a little bit bizzare, it was just our attempt to inject a little humor. ;D
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, here's an interesting fact for this day in history:
Al Capp was born 100 years ago, this day in 1909. Capp was best known for his long-running comic strip Li'l Abner. He died of emphysema in 1979, after a lifetime of smoking. He was introduced into the Will Eisner Award Hall of Fame in 2004.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 27, 2009
Good day, friends! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here are 3 gems of knowledge from Viable Paradise's "Things We Learned at the Movies" list:
-When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill -- just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
-If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
-If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically pressing the cradle switch and saying, "Hello? Hello?"
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 26, 2009
Greetings, all! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment! Dan'rah returns? Well, he doesn't seem to be in a very good mood. Have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 25, 2009
Hello, everybody! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here's a new tip for you from Viable Paradise's "If I'm Ever the Sidekick" List:
"14: If the Hero sends me out on some errand, I will go, perform the task, and return. I will not drop by the tavern for a tankard of ale."
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 24, 2009
Good day, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
Now here are some new and interesting facts for your enjoyment:
-If a starfish is cut into pieces, each piece will grow into a whole starfish.
-The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.
-In 1902 the population of Las Vegas, Nevada was 30.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 23, 2009
Greetings, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Page 2 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! Oh look, it's another imp! Kazmin seems to have a lot of these critters at her disposal. Because, don't forget, she had a whole swarm of them attack Casmindus.
I wonder where she keeps them all...
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 22, 2009
Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first day of autumn! The daily comic is up for today.
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment. Go have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 21, 2009
Good day, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Now here's an entertaining list for you, from Our Funny Lists:
25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy
1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 20, 2009
Greetings, everyone! The daily comic is up for today. By the way, this is not a robot. This is a golem. Although seemingly not the same type of golem described in the bestiary entry. We shall call this... an Alfyrian Iron Battle-Golem!
Now say that ten times fast!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 19, 2009
Hello, all! Today's daily comic is up.
Something a little new and different today! Here are three funny news headlines that you won't believe anybody actually wrote, but are indeed real:
BREAKING NEWS:
-"Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case"
-"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"
-"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While" (wow, really?)
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 18, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
There's some more Dark Cathedral up for your reading enjoyment, and the journey into the Viradian Forest continues. Be sure to have a look!
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 17, 2009
Good day, all! Today's daily comic is up. I have to say, in this context, "crack" is a rather disturbing sound effect, heheh.
Page 1 of Eye of Teman Part Three is up! It looks like nobody is sure what to think on this page. I don't think Dhinn or Thorfinn have ever seen Culric get so angry, in such a creepy way.
Not including when he was battling Anak-Kal, that is, but that's entirely different, heheh.
By the way, if you're confused by the reference to the "Lythan Temple," you may remember Casmidus mentioning it here.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
Sept 16, 2009
Greetings, friends! The daily comic is up for today.
The next page of Eye of Teman will be going up tomorrow. In the meantime, here are some more interesting facts for you!
-2.5 cans of Spam are consumed every second in the United States.
-The biggest disco ball in the world has a diameter of 2.41 meters and 137.89 kilograms. It also has 6,900 mirror squares on it.
-The honey badger can withstand hundreds of bee stings that would otherwise kill another animal.
Tally ho!
~Sarah
